New Job Cartoons

"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35326
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2467x1915 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
training, employee training, train, trains, training wheels, big day, big days, learn, learns, learning, new job, new jobs, desk job, desk jobs, ride a bike, rides a bike, riding a bike, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, biking, condescend, condescends, condescending

"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC141140
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6250x5993 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
barista, baristas, hipster, hipsters, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars, low wage, low pay, hazelnut, smell, smells, smelling, quit, quits, quitting, minimum wage, job, jobs, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, wage, wages, unrewarding, new job, new jobs

"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141217
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8400x5178 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC143441
High Res:
4750x2884 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles

"Welcome aboard!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC35792
High Res:
2163x2742 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, hire, hired, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, hr department, human resources, personnel department, recruit, recruits, new recruit, new recruits, new job, new jobs, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, job offer, job offers, new recruit, new recruits, recruit, recruits, sailor, sailors, sailing

Where Are They Now?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24930
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3005x3944 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retiree, retired, retirement, retiring, post retirement, post-retirement, retire, retires, politician, politicians, ex-politician, ex-politicians, government, governments, politics, political figure, political figures, celebrity, celebrities, where are they now, george bush, george bush sr, george bushy senior, new job, new jobs, career change, careers, career, spokesperson, infomercials, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, post-presidency, president, presidents, presidential, american politics, us politics, america, american, usa, profit, profits, job change, change jobs

"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC37479
High Res:
2141x1816 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mob, mob boss, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafia boss, bosses, boss, big boss, healthcare, health care, criminal, criminals, crime, crime syndicate, syndicate, insurance, health insurance, insured, bullet, bullets, danger, dangers, dangerous, organised crime, organized crime, medical plan, medical care, medicare, aca, wound, wounds, wounded, injured, injury, get well, get well soon, new job, job, jobs, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, superficial, contract, contractual, contracted, interview, offer, job offer

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31183
High Res:
2173x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, interview success, success, blag, blagging, brag, bragging, hired, hiring, application, apply, applying, work, working, new job, new jobs, career, careers, career advice, arrogance, arrogant, boast, boasting, ego, egos, praise, praising, pride, proud, talent, talents, skill, skills, cv, cv skill, cv skills, resume, resumes, good resume, good resumes, resume writing, cv writing, world of work

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC44047
High Res:
2083x1951 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
idiot, idiots, idiocy, priority, priorities, business, hiring, hired, hire, new hire, new job, desk job, business fashion, formal business, business attire, attire, interview, interviewed, press, pressed, suit press, pressed suit, crease, creases, creased, maintain, maintenance, incompetent, incompetence, management, manager, managing, nincompoop, modern life, modern world, talent, talents, value, values, dress, dress the part, fake it, fake it til you make it, employ, employed, new job, new career, congratulations

"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC122067
High Res:
5000x4445 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
employed, employment, employer, employers, sick day, sick days, sick leave, disgruntled, disgruntlement, employment law, worker benefits, workers benefits, worker's benefits, bad employer, bad employers, unfulfilled, unfulfilling, unfulfilling job, unfulfilling jobs, unfulfilling work, ill, illness, unwell, sick, sickness, entitlement, new job, new jobs, contract, contracts, job contract, job contracts, work contract, work contracts, unhappy, unhappiness, job satisfaction

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC45756
High Res:
1888x1484 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, new job, new jobs, new office, new offices, recruitment officer, recruitment officers, hiring, ice machine, ice machines, important question, important questions, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs

"The garden is my résumé."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC28406
High Res:
2444x1684 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, cv, cvs, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, jjob interview, job interviews, new job, new jobs, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, keen gardener, keen gardeners, dedicated, dedication, commitment, committed

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
Search ID:
NA200126
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1650x1275 pixels (unwatermarked)
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army, armed forces, armed force, armies, soldier, soldiers, rock and roll, rock 'n' roll, rock star, rock stars, death metal, uniform, uniforms, battleground, battlegrounds, battle zone, warzone, war zone, war zones, rocker, rockers, career change, career changes, career path, wrong career, wrong job, job change, new job, new jobs

"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29762
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2113x1617 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, hired, hire, new job, job, jobs, employee, employees, employment, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, rifle, rifles, semiautomatic, automatic

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC35039
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2536x2033 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, wait a second, personnel, human resources, hr, laureate, poet laureate, corporate, corporations, businessmen

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC43340
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3000x2065 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, bad manager, bad managers, bad management, management style, management styles, new job, new jobs, out of touch, boss bosses, delivery, deliveries, delivery man, delivery men, delivery people, delivery person, battery, batteries, no batteries, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let down, let-downs, let downs

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300667
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2203x1564 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, new job, new jobs, new hire, new hires, hiring, oddball, oddballs, weirdo, weirdos, eccentric, eccentrics, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
CC37435
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3600x2851 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, experience, hiring, military, general, generals, typing skills, qualifications, skills, career change, career changes, changing careers, new job, new jobs, new career, new careers, modern life

"He was a private man."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
BA500465
High Res:
1500x1593 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, photo, photos, photograph, photography, founder, founders, ceo, new employee, new employees, employer, employers, new job, new jobs, privacy, private, shy, employment, employee, employees

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303858
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new hire, new hires, new employee, new employees, new worker, new workers, happy, young, youth, energetic, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, killjoy, killjoys, passion, passionate, excited, new job, new jobs, draining, losing motivation, working, daily grind, monotony

"Is this a trick question?"

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
WJ500047
High Res:
2550x3300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, circus animal, circus animals, performing animal, performing animals, juggle, juggling, juggling dog, juggling dogs, trick question, trick questions, job application, job applications, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, new job, new jobs, bad interview, bad interviews, interviewer, interviewers

"It's not what I expected."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
WJ500117
High Res:
2550x3300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, angel, angels, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, disappointment, disappointments, new job, new jobs, modern life

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC52779
High Res:
1922x1481 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, new job, new jobs, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, greed, banker, bankers, banking, breaking the law, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, business ethics

'Where's My Job'

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC135857
High Res:
4589x5101 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on words, waldo, wally, invisible, invisible homeless, homeless, hobo, bum, job, jobs, fired, fire, unemployment, unemployed, dole, on the dole, benefits, public benefit, public benefits, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, character, characters

"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC138626
High Res:
3011x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
employee, employees, employer, employers, hr, human resources, personnel, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, doll, dolls, toy, toys, package, packages, packaging, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr management, hr manager, hr managers, corporate culture, office drone, office drones