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"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",

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"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

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"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."

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"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

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"Welcome aboard!"

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Where Are They Now?

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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

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"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

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"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

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"Will my office be near an ice machine."

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"The garden is my résumé."

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"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

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"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."

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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

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"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

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"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

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"He was a private man."

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"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

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"Is this a trick question?"

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"It's not what I expected."

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"How do you feel about doing time?"

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'Where's My Job'

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"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"

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