New Mom Cartoons

New Mom Cartoons

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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

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"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

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"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."

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"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

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"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."

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Available Books Include: "Baby Einstein", "Baby Mozart" and "Baby Trump"

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

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"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."

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"I've just realized that the nagging little voice inside her head that she'll hear for the rest of her life is mine."

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"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

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"The only ghosts you need fear are the ghosts of your past—which will gnaw away at your soul, riddle you with self-doubt, and ultimately sap you of your will to live."

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"Wanna swap?"

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"You were an accident."

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"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

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"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

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Moms gone wild

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"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

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