New Parents Cartoons

New Parents Cartoons

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"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

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"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

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"It's kittens."

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"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

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"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

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"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

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The Colicky Family

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"So! Who's the father?"

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"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."

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"Me? I thought you were raising them."

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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

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"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."

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"Yes, I was asleep. But it was a vigilant sleep."

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Maternity ward on the farm.

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"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

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"What's her working title?"

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"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."

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"That's the hospital car wash- your baby's over here."

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"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."

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"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

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"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

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"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

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