"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
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"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."
"Hand over your most recently acquired technology."
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"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
How's my self-driving?
"This is as high definition as I get."
"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."
"Those are all my passwords."
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"I'm back with the upgrades."
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"Click on 'new book smell'."
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"We seem to get just the one channel."
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Augmented reality check
"If it really was smart, it would probably choose not be be a mattress, right?"
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"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"
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Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"
"As a phone, it's lousy, but I bet they're great deep-fried."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"That's it? You just want the time? I can also tell you my heart rate and blood pressure."
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