"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."
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"Well, one more minute and the goddam year of the woman will be over."
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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"O.K., Steve, Act One—the go-go eighties. Yuppies, Wall Street, the penthouse on Park, that sort of thing. Act Two—the nineties. Recession, depression, banks going under, blah, blah, blah. You and Denise are out on the street. Act Three—ba-da-boom! Suddenly it's the fin de siecle!"
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."
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"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?
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"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."
"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"
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"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road."
"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
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"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
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