"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."
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"Well, one more minute and the goddam year of the woman will be over."
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"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?
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"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."
"What do you think sitting around being bored out of your mind will be like in the new millennium?"
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"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
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"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
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"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
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"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."
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A man looks at his computer screen which reads "Hey! Gotta go...Y2K.".
"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."
"While not unheard of, post holiday depression in one so young is unusual."
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"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."
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Six Months Before New Year's Eve
Next years calendar.
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