I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."
Donna Karan's Nightmare
Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.
"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."
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Go Back to New York
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
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"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
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"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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Ancient Landmarks of New York City
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The New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets
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Rashomon of West 84th Street
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A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."
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Heart of Darkness
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"So - how long have you lived in New York?"
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"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."
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Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"
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"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.