"Those are the headlines, and we'll be back in a moment to blow them out of proportion."
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"Here's a late bulletin. Wendy and I have been fired, so we'll just say goodbye and God bless."
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"Good evening, this is Georgi Avelov, your anchorcomrade."
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Difference of Opinion
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"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."
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"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."
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"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
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News Wear World
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"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
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"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."
"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."
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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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The Evening News
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"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"
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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
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"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."
"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."
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"And now for a rebuttal."
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"I think he looks very anchorly today."
Mobiles for Adults
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"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."
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"This just in: there's no such thing as breaking news."
"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"
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"And now Warren Kellogg, with the dystopian side of the news."
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