"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."
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david gergen, bill clinton, president clinton, warren christopher, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, political view, political views, current events, political debate, political debates, clinton administration, newspaper, newspapers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital spat, opinionated, opinion, opinions, current events"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
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newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindednessWoman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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internet generation, generation gap, generation gaps, grandparent, grandparents, entertainment, creative, creativity, video game, video games, lecture, lectures, out of touch, luddite, luddites, old-fashioned, newspaper, newspapers, print media, death of print media, journalism, journalist, journalists, generation z, millennial, millennials, lecture, lectures, lecturing"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."
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review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, live by the sword, living by the sword, die by the sword, cliche, cliches, newspaper, newspapers, journalist, journalists, journalism, movie, movies, film, films, film critic, film critics, janet maslin, harsh critic, harsh critics, dislike, dislikes, bad movie, bad movies, bad film, bad films, disagree, disagrees, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeingNewspaper Categories
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newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, category, categories, lumber, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log, logs, logging, deforestation, climate change, global warming, wood, profession, professions, journalism, journalist, journalists, reading, read, reader, readers, news, literature, literary, physical media, waste, wasteful, daily newspaper, daily newspapers, section, sections"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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blood pressure, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper subscription, newspaper subscriptions, subscribe, subscribes, subscribing, motivation, motivations, motivating, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, glass half empty, news, stress, stresses, stressing, stressed out, frightened, frightening, bad newsAn angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartless"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."
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newspaper, newspapers, news story, news stories, news report, news reports, war, wars, reporter, reports, warzone, warzones, fire, fires, disaster, disasters, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, report, reports, journalism, headline, headlines"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."
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ebook, ebooks, e-book, e-books, e book, e books, ereader, ereaders, e-reader, e-readers, e reader, e readers, bookshop, bookshops, book, books, print media, print medias, bookstore, bookstores, book, books, newspaper, newspapers, digital book, digital books"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, health, symptom, symptoms, ill, illness, sick, sickness, exam, exams, examination, examinations, turning away, refusing, mental health, depression, depressed, sad, problem, problems, news, newspaper, newspapers, journalism, media, new york, ny, strange behavior, strange behaviour, unusual behavior, unusual behaviour, worried, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesComparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.
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new, newspaper, newspapers, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, daily news, journalism, reporting, sensationalism, headline, headlines, front page, front pages, front page news, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, tabloid, tabloids, current events, current affairs, media, press, gutter press, sensational journalism, exaggerating, exaggeration, fake news"And what's the story behind the story?"
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story, stories, book, books, novel, novels, story behind the story, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime-story, media, news, newspaper, journalist, context, journalism, precocious, precociously, cliche, cliches, family, families, parents, parent, mum, dad, mom, dad, mums, dads, bed-time, literature, literary, children, child, kids, kid, story behind the story, the story behind the story"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."
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threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewingReading Over your Shoulder
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