"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"Have you been a moral child?"
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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"
"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."
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"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."
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The last judgement
"The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are."
"Let's not send each other cards this year."
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"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Not only is it benign, but it's also herbivorous."
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"Tell them to go to hell, but in a nice way."
"I used to be a real goody two-shoes. Now I'm more of a screw you-shoes."
Gross anatomy. Not so bad anatomy
Good cop, great cop
"And don't forget - make it look like an accident."
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