Skimming out star reflections
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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Tags:atm, automated teller machine, robot, robots, robotics, robotics engineer, robotics engineers, robotics engineering, engineer, engineers, bank, banks, banker, bankers, teller, tellers, cashpoint, cashpoints, atms, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, stalker, follower, followers, night, night time, creepy, creep, money, scam, technology
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
Tags:television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings
"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
Star Light, Star Bright
Tags:bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, dead bedroom, middle aged, stale, stagnation, wish upon a star, stars, wishing star, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, childish, immature, in the mood
Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
Tags:co-pilot, co-pilots, pilot, pilots, love triangle, love triangles, coworker, coworkers, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, trio, obsession, obsessed, stalker, break in, bed, bedroom, bedtime, night, night time, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, partner, partners, career, careers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe
"I like my late-night humor unfunny."
Tags:late-night humour, humor, humorous, sense of humour, sense of humor, humour, late-night tv, late-night television, talk show, talk shows, comedy, comedian, comedians, serious, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, bed, bedtime, night, night time
"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."
Tags:chamber music, chamber musicians, orchestra, orchestras, symphony, symphonies, string instruments, string instrument, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, cuddle, cuddling, classical music, parlour music, music, musician, musicians, romance, romantic, creepy
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
Tags:task, lighting, light, tasks, candle, candles, chore, chores, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, mood, mood lighting, setting the mood, spice it up, no spark, stagnation, stale, middle aged, dead bedroom, low sex drive, unmotivated, candlelit, uninterested, platonic, not sexual, love, lover, lovers
"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"And God called the light day."
"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, life of, animals, talking animals, night, night sky, sky, skies, space, outer space, in space, the moon, moon, full moon, on the moon, climbing, climb, climbs, visual gag, visual joke, medium, visual medium, domestic, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, housecat, house cat, housecats, house cats
The Tooth Ferret
Tags:ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense
"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, food, sandwich, sandwiches, l.a., la, los angeles, scavenger, scavengers, late, night, nighttime, restaurant, restaurants, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, midnight snack, midnight snacks, business hours, opening hours
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, fairy, faeries, faerie, fairies, night, last night, tooth fairy, tooth faerie, wattle, wattles, neck, extra skin, flesh, beauty
Tags:bat, bats, hero, heroes, super hero, superheroes, superhero, super heroes, bat man, word play, play on words, bug, bugs, night, nights, insect, insects, creepy, creepy crawly, animal, animals, animal joke, literal, literal humor, literal humour, thanks, thank, thank you, grateful, gratitude, job, jobs, hard work, hard working, insectivores, insectivore, pest control, infestations, infestation, plagues, plague
"Do me a favor before you come to bed, Ted. Get dressed."
"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."
'IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ONE NIGHT'
Tags:it happened one night, clark gable, cinema, cinemas, golden oldies, classic cinema, classic movies, movies, movie, film, films, classic film, classics, relationships, relationship, border, sharing, shared, beds, bed, sleep, sleeping, night, relationship trouble, boundary, boundaries, in the dog house, marriage, married couple, couples