"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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"I love what you're not wearing."
"You folks like a little something?"
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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
The Stages of Wine
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"Here's to old friends who are hard to shake."
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"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."
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"Don't wait up."
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"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse
"Let's go out tonight and feed chickens."
"Let's go clubbing."
"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."
"I'm going back inside to get some air."
"So who else is gonna be there?"