"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"See? No socialists."
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Donna Karan's Nightmare
"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."
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"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
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"I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, sleeping, asleep, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, waking up, reality, facing reality, real, true, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, in denial, nonacceptance
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
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"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."
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"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
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"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."
"My Zen garden has been a total nightmare."
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"I'm your most boring nightmare."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, nightmare, nightmares, bored, boring, dead bedroom, boredom, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, stability, comfort, long term relationship, dating, date, dates
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions
"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood fear, childhood fears, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, bad dream, bad dreams, nightscare, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, kid, kids, child, disturbing behaviour, disturbing behavior
"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
Tags:paperwork, nightmare, nightmares, nightmarish, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, government, government employee, government employees, government worker, government workers, inefficient, inefficiency, inefficiencies, apathy, apathetic, paper, papers, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper pushing, form, forms, government form, government forms, dmv, department of motor vehicles
"I've done all I can do."
Tags:sandman, magic sand, folkstory, folk story, folklore, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical being, mythical beings, fairy tale, fairy tales, farytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, good dream, good dreams, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers
Doom & Gloom
"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
Tags:charles, dickens, a christmas carol, christmas, literature, literary, character, characters, scrooge, ebeneezer, ghosts, past, present, future, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, product placement, grant, grants, classic, oil, gas, corporation, corporations, business, businesses, dream, dreams, nightmare, nightmares