"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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noise, noises, irritating noise, irritating, noises, alarm, alarms, alarm system, alarm clock, alarm clocks, dream, dreams, dreaming, fantasy, buzz, buzzes, buzzing, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nightmare, nightmares, real life"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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worst case scenario, worst case scenarios, renovation, renovations, renovate, renovator, renovators, construction, remodel, remodels, remodelling, worst case, builder, builders, construction worker, construction workers, bad news, nightmare, nightmares, murder, murders, capital punishment, honest, honesty, blunt, contractor, contractors, home construction, real estate, fixer upper, fixer uppers"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
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bogeyman, bogeywoman, boogeyman, boogeywoman, boogiewoman, boogieman, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bachelor, bachelors, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, myth, myths, men, man, clean, cleaning, dust, dusty, women, woman"See? No socialists."
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socialist, socialism, scare, scary, red scare, scares, nightmare, nightmares, mare, socialists, communist, communism, communists, left, leftism, radical, lefty, under the bed, monster, monsters, monsters under the bed, child, children, indoctrination, media, news, newspapers, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, teach, teaching"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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gmo, gmos, genetically modified, organism, organisms, genetics, genetic modification, genetic modifications, nightmare, nightmares, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear, fears, health nut, health nuts, clone, clones, human clone, human cloning, bedtime, parent, parents, parenting, new age"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."
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sports, sports fans, baseball, baseball fans, baseball player, baseball players, new york, new york fan, new york fans, ny, nyc, championship, finals, playoffs, lose, loser, losers, bad dream, nightmare, nightmares, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, bedtime, parent, parents, parenthood, upset, let down, disappointed, can't win them all, game, games"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
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co-pilot, co-pilots, pilot, pilots, love triangle, love triangles, coworker, coworkers, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, trio, obsession, obsessed, stalker, break in, bed, bedroom, bedtime, night, night time, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, partner, partners, career, careers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes"I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, sleeping, asleep, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, waking up, reality, facing reality, real, true, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, in denial, nonacceptance"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
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graduation, graduation speech, graduation speeches, dream, dreams, stress, stresses, stress dream, stress dreams, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, underwear, nightmare, nightmares, public speech, public speaking, public speaker, high school, high schools, speaker, speakers, college, university, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, pants, no pants"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern life"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, sleeping, bedtime, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, local government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, city, cities, mayor, mayors, city council, city councils"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes"My Zen garden has been a total nightmare."
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zen garden, zen, zen gardens, stress, stressing, stressed, stressed out, nightmare, nightmares, irony, ironic, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, disappointing, modern life, healthy living, fad, fads, health fad, health fads, rock garden, rock garden, japanese zen, japanese zen garden, japanese zen gardens, buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, muromachi, muromachi period, relax, relaxation, relaxing, peaceful"I'm your most boring nightmare."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, nightmare, nightmares, bored, boring, dead bedroom, boredom, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, stability, comfort, long term relationship, dating, date, dates"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, bed, beds, sleeping, night, nighttime, middle of the night, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, attention, lack of attention, childhood, scary, scared, waking up, center of attention, centre of attention, spoiled, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, psychology, mental health"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
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nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."
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monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood fear, childhood fears, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, bad dream, bad dreams, nightscare, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, kid, kids, child, disturbing behaviour, disturbing behavior"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
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paperwork, nightmare, nightmares, nightmarish, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, government, government employee, government employees, government worker, government workers, inefficient, inefficiency, inefficiencies, apathy, apathetic, paper, papers, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper pushing, form, forms, government form, government forms, dmv, department of motor vehicles"I've done all I can do."
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sandman, magic sand, folkstory, folk story, folklore, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical being, mythical beings, fairy tale, fairy tales, farytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, good dream, good dreams, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamersDoom & Gloom
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pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, despondency, doom and gloom, nightmare, nightmares, bad dream, bad dreams, night terror, night terrors, sleep, sleeping, twin, twins, doom, doomed, gloom, gloomy"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
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charles, dickens, a christmas carol, christmas, literature, literary, character, characters, scrooge, ebenezer, ghosts, past, present, future, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, product placement, grant, grants, classic, oil, gas, corporation, corporations, business, businesses, dream, dreams, nightmare, nightmares