"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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"This is really embarrassing."
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Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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A man reads his book at night by the light of a jar full of fireflies.
"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
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The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
"Do me a favor before you come to bed, Ted. Get dressed."
How to sleep when you're a kid...
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"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"
"I didn't hear anything."
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
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"Either you left the TV on downstairs or we have whales again."
Sunrise and Sunset
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
Tags:businesses, big business, big businesses, corporation, corporations, big corporations, large corporations, tnc, t.n.c., tncs, moon, the moon, nighttime, night time, pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, conglomerate, conglomerates, power, moonlight, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, evil corporation, evil corporations, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, social responsibility
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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"Quit makin' up constellations."
Tags:star, stars, star-gazing, star-gazer, star gazing, star gazer, astronomy, astrology, astronomical, night, nighttime, date, dates, date night, date-night, romance, romantic, cliche, romances, romantically, picnic, night sky, nightsky, night-sky, sky, skies, constellation, constellations, ares, leo, taurus, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, pisces, lying, lies, made up, spoof, spoofing, exaggerating, fake, faking, faker, made up, memory, remember, remembered
"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, missed call, missed calls, call back, calling back, twilight, night, nighttime, darkness, dark, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, vampire, vampires, coffin, coffins, casket, casket, sleeping, asleep, technology, modern life, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, hoots, hooting, noise, noises, noisy, night, nighttime, dark, darkness, scary, spooky, haunting, strange, oversized, big, huge, large, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, tent, tents, sleeping in a tent, sleeping outdoors, outdoors, forest animal, forest animals, deep in the forest, horror, fantasy
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
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