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"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Don't get me wrong. I think the morning-after pill is great. It's just that right now my problem is lining up something for the night before."
"Everybody talks about sex but nobody does anything about it."
"We regret to inform you that your recent request for sexual congress has been denied."
"No, but I do thing there should be a law against no-sex marriage."