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"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Don't get me wrong. I think the morning-after pill is great. It's just that right now my problem is lining up something for the night before."
"Everybody talks about sex but nobody does anything about it."
"We regret to inform you that your recent request for sexual congress has been denied."