Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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noah's ark, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, line, lines, queue, queues, on line, in line, two by two, long line, long lines, wait, waits, waiting, genesis, book of genesis, wrong line, wrong lines, accident, accidents, great flood, flood, floods, flooding, mistake, mistakes, mistakenInstead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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