"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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Noah's Ark Being Towed.
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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"M, F, L, G, B, T, Q, I - we're going to need a bigger ark."
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"Are you really noah?"
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"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
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"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"
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"It's cool – God told us to!"
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A man peeks through a fence at an arc
"The lions insisted."
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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"You need two more gazelles."
"Well, does the word 'antediluvian' mean any to you?"
"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
"I tried to get just two ants."