"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
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"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."
The Sterlings Disapprove
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"The only person who is going to be able to make any sense of this trial is the sketch artist."
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"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."
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"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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England's Remaining Trump Supporters Gather To Celebrate His State Visit.
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"Do you have any fresh medical mumbo jumbo?"
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"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."
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"No change, but I think I found a mess of fingers."
"Good: I see you're fluent in nonsense."
"Say, where's the hogwash?"
"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."
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Alice in the GP's Office
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"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."
"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"
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The Mishegoss Stops Here
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"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."