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"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."
Martin Luther King Jr
"First it was 'casual Friday', then it was 'embezzling Thursday'."
"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."
"My gift for embezzling was overshadowed only by their gift for auditing."
"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."
"…. Then someone decided that profiteering was wrong."
"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."
"So, do you consider yourself a Jewel thief who embezzles, or an embezzler who steals Jewels?"
"In my defense, I only embezzled money that was off the books."