"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
"Group Five May Now Board"
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"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."
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"And you can assure me that you're right in the head now?"
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"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
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"Dead? He gets that a lot."
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The Adventures Of Normalman
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Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
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Under the Radar
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"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."
"Pop, am I experiencing a normal childhood?"
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"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
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"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."
"I'm sensing not normal."
Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
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"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"
Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities
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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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