"Well, your nose feels cold."
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How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."
"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"
Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
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"I hate my nose."
"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."
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"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"I've mainly been working on my nose."
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"That's our Mr. Ebersole."
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
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"Can you make that with your nose?"
Got Your Nose
"Your nose was so much smaller in your Tinder photo."