"Extra! Extra! News of a gentler, bygone time!"
"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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"You have Obama mania."
"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."
"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
Books On Paper
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"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."
"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."
"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
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"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
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"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."
"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."