Nostalgic Cartoons

"Extra! Extra! News of a gentler, bygone time!"

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"You have Obama mania."

"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

Books On Paper

Two-Hour Nostalgia

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."

"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."

Nostalgiaville

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."

Comfort Food

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."

"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."