"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
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"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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Journal Entry Six.
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
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"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
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Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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A businessman reads a "While you were away" memo that says "Nothing!".
"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
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"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."
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"Give me an F-Hashtag."
Tags:band, bands, song, songs, singer, music, note, notes, f-sharp, hashtag, hashtags, #, fhashtag, social media, social networking, millennial, millennials, guitar, drums, keyboard, female singer, performance, performing, music scene, bad musician, bad musicians, musician, musicians, playing, gig, gigs, music gig, youth culture, millennial culture, social media addiction
"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
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"Thanks, I'll write that down."
"The dog's left us!"
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"Dumb it up."
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"Everybody's a critic!"
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