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Novelist Cartoons
Novelist cartoon 1 of 258
"Do you have any why-to books?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, self help, self-help, help, how to, how-to, manual, manuals, guide, guides, why, point, what's the point, existential, existentialism, existential crisis, depressed, depress, get well soon, cheer up, sympathy, sympathiesNovelist cartoon 2 of 258
"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, travel, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, sinbad, voyage, voyages, modern, modern life, modern world, airplane, plane, planes, airline, flight, flights, flyingNovelist cartoon 3 of 258
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsNovelist cartoon 4 of 258
"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, wrong number, phone, phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, dial, dialled, take a message, white whale, moby dickNovelist cartoon 5 of 258
"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."
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author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literate, literacy, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, retailer, retailers, new hobby, new hobbies, try new things, trying new things, illiterate, experiment, experimental, adventurous, adventure, adventures, consumerism, consumeristNovelist cartoon 6 of 258
"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."
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Story Template
Novelist cartoon 8 of 258
"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitionsNovelist cartoon 9 of 258
"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"
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boil down, boils down, boiling down, condense, condenses, condensing, idea, ideas, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, instant gratification, culture, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, writer, writers, author, authors, book tour, book tours, thought, thoughts, complexity, complex, mainstream media, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing downNovelist cartoon 10 of 258
Philip Roth
Novelist cartoon 11 of 258
Proust orders from the cart.
Novelist cartoon 12 of 258
"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, women, woman, girl power, celebrity, celebrities, austen, jane austen, sense, sense and sensibility, sensibility, business, big business, exec, executives, femininity, masculinityNovelist cartoon 13 of 258
"Frankly, it sucks. On the other hand, there's nothing in it to offend China."
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china, chinese, chinese market, chinese markets, growing economy, economic growth, writer, writers, writing, mass appeal, appeal, appeals, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators, pander, panders, pandering, sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, publisher, publishers, publishing, crossover, crossovers, globalist, globalism, world trade, free tradeNovelist cartoon 14 of 258
"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."
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"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cats and dogs, cat and dogs, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, feline, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, bad writer, bad writers, editor, editors, editing, manuscript assessment, criticise, criticism, criticizeNovelist cartoon 16 of 258
"I'm working on a children's book."
Novelist cartoon 17 of 258
Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM
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self promoter, self-promoter, self promotion, self-promotion, self promoters, self-promoters, self promoting, self-promoting, author, authors, meet the author, meeting the author, book signing, book signings, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, literary ambitions, literary aspirations, career boost, career, careers, career boostsNovelist cartoon 18 of 258
"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."
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writer, writers, author, authors, oprah, oprah winfrey, oprah's book club, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, publisher, publishers, publishing, acclaim, critical acclaim, book sales, book seller, book sellers, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, big break, big breaks, break, breaks, literary agent, literary agents, shortlist, shortlists, shortlistedNovelist cartoon 19 of 258
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
Novelist cartoon 20 of 258
"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
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kahlil gibran, literary quote, literary quotes, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, author, authors, famous author, famous authors, poet, poets, boardroom, boardrooms, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, elitist, elitists, meeting, meetings, board, boards, board member, board members, businessmen, businessmanNovelist cartoon 21 of 258
"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, tarzan of the, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spin off, spin-off, shave, plot hole, plot holes, plot, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelistsNovelist cartoon 22 of 258
"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."
Novelist cartoon 23 of 258
"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, politics, politician, politicians, politically, politics, washington, washington dc, washington d.c., capitol, white house, congress, senators, senateNovelist cartoon 24 of 258
Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks
Novelist cartoon 25 of 258
"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, winter, winters, wintertime, wrap up, wrapping up, wrap up warm, gloves, mittens, inspire, inspired, inspiration, creative, creatives, creativity, imagination, muse, muses, writers muse, writer's museMore cartoons with the keyword 'novelist'