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"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

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"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

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"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

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"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

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"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."

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"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

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"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

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"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

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Also by the Author...

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"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

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"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

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What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

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"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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Free-Range Authors

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"How's your book coming?"

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Murder in Apartment 6-K

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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

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"Michael self-published his novel then boughtt up his own film rights."

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Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

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A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

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Al by Jud Johnson

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