Novelist Cartoons

Story Template

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC40499
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story, stories, writing template, writing templates, narrative arc, narrative arcs, narrative, narratives, plotline, plotlines, plot, plots, plot-line, plot-lines, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, happily ever after, happily-ever-after

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35065
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitions

"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC38308
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4387x3078 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boil down, boils down, boiling down, condense, condenses, condensing, idea, ideas, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, instant gratification, culture, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, writer, writers, author, authors, book tour, book tours, thought, thoughts, complexity, complex, mainstream media, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC120029
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2000x1381 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writers, children's author, author, authors, superhero, superheroes, goal, goals, dream, dreams, dream job, dream jobs, hero, heroes, grass is always greener, ideal, ideals, ideal job, ideal jobs, job, jobs, career, careers, novelist, novelists

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC28450
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fiction, fictions, fantasy, fantasies, ideal world, ideal worlds, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, pretend, pretends, pretending, outlandish, unrealistic, writing, misogynist, misogyny, male writer, male writers, male gaze

"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC130838
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4625x4218 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writers, author, authors, oprah, oprah winfrey, oprah's book club, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, publisher, publishers, publishing, acclaim, critical acclaim, book sales, book seller, book sellers, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, big break, big breaks, break, breaks, literary agent, literary agents, shortlist, shortlists, shortlisted

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC40168
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2000x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dialogue, writer, writers, author, authors, fiction, novelist, novelists, ear for dialogue, parrot, parrots, parroting, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, trick, tricks, bird, birds, good ear, good ears, talent, talents, talented, natural talent, natural talents

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29151
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1665x1969 pixels (unwatermarked)
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author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literate, literacy, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, retailer, retailers, new hobby, new hobbies, try new things, trying new things, illiterate, experiment, experimental, adventurous, adventure, adventures, consumerism, consumerist

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC39692
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2164x1468 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shelf, shelves, shelving, home library, home libraries, personal library, personal libraries, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, illiterate, illiteracy, modern life, modern times, modern world, illiterate society, illiterate societies, mystified, ignorant, ignorance, ignorant society, non-reader, non-readers, bookshelf, bookshelves, house hunting, real estate agent, real estate agents

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC30167
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2491x1504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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romance novel, romance novels, writer, writers, author, authors, real estate agent, real estate agents, doctor, doctors, media planner, media planners, career, careers, trashy book, trashy books, paperback, paperbacks, paperback writer, paperback writers, speciality, novelist, novelists

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC32767
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publisher, publishers, contract, contracts, publishing, publishing contract, publishing contracts, contract, contracts, clause, clauses, fine print, read the fine print, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, advance, advances, bilk, bilks, literary agent, literary agents, litigation, take advantage, takes advantage, taking advantage

Also by the Author...

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC43058
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marketing, writers, artists, also by the author, writer, books, out of print, publishers, publisher, publishing, advertising, advert, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, artist, book, book title, book titles, literary, book sales, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores

"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43100
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cavemen, caveman, publisher, writer, publishers, writers, undeveloped, characters, character, female character, female characters, stone age, manuscript, manuscripts, publishing, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, author, authors, novelist, novelists, mankoff

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC121514
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5000x3880 pixels (unwatermarked)
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debut, debuts, open, opens, opening, play, plays, theatre, theatres, opening night, opening nights, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, complaining, whine, whines, whining, whiner, whiners, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critical acclaim, acclaim, newbie, newbies, novelist, novelists, author, authors, writer, writers, literary critic, literary critics

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC141480
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literature, literary, novel, novels, american novel, great american novel, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, writing, write, you should be writing, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinating, careers, career, career change, career advice, careers advisor, careers adviser, mmo, mmorpg, ghostwriting, ghost writer, ghost writing, witchcraft, wicca, witch craft, wiccan, age, ageing, aged

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC43969
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1892x2372 pixels (unwatermarked)
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publish, publishing, publisher, publishers, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, author, authors, writer, writers, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators, advance, publishing deal, publishing deals, writer, writers, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, critics, critique, critiques, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, manuscript, manuscripts, manuscript submission, manuscript submissions, submit, submits, submitting, book deal, book deals

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC121256
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bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, original voice, original voices, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, reading, readings, debut, debts, novel, novels, academic, academics, literary critic, literary critics, literary reviews

Free-Range Authors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC29782
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free range, free range chicken, free range chickens, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, journalist, journalists, journalism, writing profession, writing professions, set free, sets free, setting free, freedom, moral, morals, ethics, ethical, cattle, herd, herds, sheep, rancher, ranchers, ranch, ranches

"How's your book coming?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC143411
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3088x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writing, writers, writers block, writer's block, author, authors, self judge, self judgement, despair, despairing, stuck, bbq, barbecue, barbecuing, novelist, novelists, novel writer, novel writers, failed writer, failed writers, creative, creatives, creative slowdown, artists block, drawing a blank, writing, frustrated, frustration

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC30018
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murder, murders, mitzi pomerantz, murder mystery, murder mysteries, revenge, vengeance, careless, carelessness, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, neglect, neglected, get back, getting back, shame, shames, shaming, public shaming, public shamings, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, petty revenge, murder mystery, murder mysteries, author, authors

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC135883
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents

"Michael self-published his novel then boughtt up his own film rights."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC142561
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writer, writers, writing, book, books, novel, novels, self-publishing, self-publishers, self-publishing, self-publishers, self-published, self published, self publishers, self publishing, self publisher, self-publisher, film rights, film, circular logic, publish, publishing, publisher, self purchasing, author, authors, novelist, novelists

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC87498
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3276x2850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writing, writes, writing advice, book, books, career, careers, life, life advice, passion, passions, fish, fish store, mom and pop, mom, pop, author, authors, poetry, poets, poet, novel, novels, block, blocked, inspire, inspiration, permanent, temporary, work, worker, works, working, writer's block, writers block, writer block, writing block, type, typing, novel, novelist, novelists, literature, literary, career change, career changes

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC36681
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winter day, winter days, winter, mundane, mundane life, mundane lives, bitter, cold, cold weather, short day, short days, early evening, early evenings, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographical, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, writing, cold day, cold days, depression, depressed, depressing, mild depression, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems

Al by Jud Johnson

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29944
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attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, limited attention, short read, short reads, quick read, quick reads, paperback, paperbacks, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, busy, distracted, distraction, distractions