"Do you have any why-to books?"
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literate, literacy, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, retailer, retailers, new hobby, new hobbies, try new things, trying new things, illiterate, experiment, experimental, adventurous, adventure, adventures, consumerism, consumerist"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitions"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"
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boil down, boils down, boiling down, condense, condenses, condensing, idea, ideas, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, instant gratification, culture, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, writer, writers, author, authors, book tour, book tours, thought, thoughts, complexity, complex, mainstream media, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, women, woman, girl power, celebrity, celebrities, austen, jane austen, sense, sense and sensibility, sensibility, business, big business, exec, executives, femininity, masculinity"Frankly, it sucks. On the other hand, there's nothing in it to offend China."
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china, chinese, chinese market, chinese markets, growing economy, economic growth, writer, writers, writing, mass appeal, appeal, appeals, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators, pander, panders, pandering, sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, publisher, publishers, publishing, crossover, crossovers, globalist, globalism, world trade, free trade"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cats and dogs, cat and dogs, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, feline, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, bad writer, bad writers, editor, editors, editing, manuscript assessment, criticise, criticism, criticizeMeet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM
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self promoter, self-promoter, self promotion, self-promotion, self promoters, self-promoters, self promoting, self-promoting, author, authors, meet the author, meeting the author, book signing, book signings, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, literary ambitions, literary aspirations, career boost, career, careers, career boosts"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."
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writer, writers, author, authors, oprah, oprah winfrey, oprah's book club, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, publisher, publishers, publishing, acclaim, critical acclaim, book sales, book seller, book sellers, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, big break, big breaks, break, breaks, literary agent, literary agents, shortlist, shortlists, shortlisted"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
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"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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