"Well, get some new numbers or I'm getting a new numbers guy."
Tags:number, numbers, numbers guy, numbers guys, accountant, accountants, accounting, creative accounting, creative accountant, creative accountants, yes man, yes men, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, big corporation, big corporations
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"It's lotto fever."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medical, medicine, diagnosis, diagnoses, sick, sickness, ill, illness, bed-ridden, fever, fevers, running a fever, temperature, temperatures, thermometer, thermometers, number, numbers, lottery, lotteries, gambling, gambler, gamblers, jackpot, jackpots, money, lotto fever, prize, prizes, sweepstakes, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, playing the lottery, lottery addict, lottery addicts, lottery addiction, gambling addict, gambling addicts, gambling addiction, word play, wordplay
"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, ex, exes, former, previous, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, revenge, getting revenge, getting even, unlisted, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, number, numbers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, sold, technology, modern life
"That's doctor inmate #2264."
Tags:title, titles, doctor, doctors, phdphds, doctorate, doctorates, graduate school, postgraduate, postgraduates, doctoral, degree, degrees, prison, number, numbers, name, names, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, guard, guards, officer, officers, warden, wardens, self-important, ego, vanity, vain
"Your bill—I'd like to get these numbers up."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, number, numbers
"It's me, '9' from yoga class."
"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."
"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, permission, asking permission, exchange, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers, interested, attracted, attractive, attraction, beautiful, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, unprofessional, inappropriate, bad timing, creepy
"Trust me, at this point it's the only way we can boost your numbers on likability."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, political campaign, political campaigns, voting, voter, voters, poll, polls, polling, likeability, likeable, boost, boosting, number, numbers, political advisor, political advisors, political adviser, political adviser, campaign stop, campaign stops, campaign speech, campaign speeches, image, reputation, reputations
"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
Tags:theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted, account, accountant, accountants, accounting, stand-up, stand-up comedy, stand up, stand up comedy, number, numbers, number crunching, spreadsheet, spreadsheets
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, number, numbers, business deal, business deals, money, bribe, bribes, negotiation, negotiations, client, clients, business partner, business partners, corporate, corporations, corporate greed, greed, greedy, playing games, mind games, mind game
"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."
"Please type the letters you see above."
Tags:captcha, turing test, turing tests, ai, artificial intelligence, challenge-response test, challenge-response tests, completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart, internet, online, computer, computers, human, humans, type, typing, sky, skies, cloud, clouds, letters, letter, number, numbers, capital, capitals, lower-case, picture, pictures, robot, robots, logging in, log in, modern life
"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."
Tags:phone operator, phone operators, telephone operator, telephone operators, telephone directory, phone directory, phone directories, fake number, fake numbers, number, numbers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, brush off, brush offs, brush-off, brush-offs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners
"Say, aren't you my opposite number at McMillan and bell?"
Tags:number, numbers, opposite number, opposite numbers, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, competition, the competition, competitor, competitors business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businesspersonoffices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
This Week's Winning Numbers
Tags:lottery, the lottery, gambling, gambler, gamblers, winning numbers, mathematical symbol, mathematical symbols, roman numerals, overcomplication, over complication, over complicated, over-complicated, lottery balls, state lottery, state lotteries, betting, number, numbers, math joke, math jokes, maths joke, maths jokes
"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."
Tags:businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, seven, sevens, 7, number, numbers, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, french, writing, handwriting, writing style, handwriting style, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, boss, bosses, manager, managers, coworker, coworkers
"Yes sir, nothing beats watching the old equity accumulate."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, equity, equity fund, equity funds, money, finances, personal finances, counter, counters, accumulate, accumulating, real-time, number, numbers, wealth, riches, showing off, show-off, show-offs, show off, show offs
The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, war memorial, war memorials, death, dead, tomb, tombs, tomb of the unknown soldier, military, math, maths, mathematics, number, numbers, variable, variables, equation, equations, algebra, unknown, unknown quantity, unknown quantities, education, word play, wordplay, play on words
"Sudoku for Dummies"
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"
Tags:imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, modern imperialist, modern imperialism, western imperialist, western imperialism, priority, priorities, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, war crime, war crimes, military crime, military crimes, bank account, bank accounts, number, numbers, route, routes, routing number, routing numbers, priority, priorities, uncaring, western country, western countries, western power, western powers, bomb, bombs, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, war, wars