Nurse Cartoons

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

"OMG! I just got born!"

"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."

"Clear!"

"You tested positive for being negative."

"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."

"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Hey, c'mon. This isn't brain surgery."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Who's the sickest?"

"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."

"That just never gets old!"

"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."

"This time, I'll ask them to write 'Not a Piñata' on it in bigger letters."

"Well, as we thought, it's something gross."

"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."