"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, family, families, parent, parents, political"OMG! I just got born!"
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newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, needle, needles, injection, injections, syringe, syringes, pain, painkillers, painkiller, morphine, addict, addicts, addiction, prick, lifetime, lifetimes, drug abuse, medicine abuse, opiate, opiates, opioid, opioids, opiate abuse, opioid abuse"Clear!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology"You tested positive for being negative."
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, test, testing, tests, test result, test results, result, results, positive, negative, optimist, pessimist, optimism, pessimism, unclear, over complicated, complicate, complicated, positive for being negative, mood, moods, grumpy, bad mood, negative outlook, outlook, pessimists"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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death, dying, palliative care, nurse, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, last words, final words, dying words, politics, politician, politicians, speech, speeches, speechwriter, speechwriters, writing, government, governments, writer, writers, spin doctor, spin doctors, spokesperson, spokespeople, celebrity, celebrities, famous, p.r., public relations, pr, publicist, publicists, official, modern life"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, lost, sponge, sponges, problem, problems, complication, complications, mistake, mistakes, malpractice, medical malpractice"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, working animal, working animals, service animal, service animals, cat, cats, working cat, working cats, therapy animal, therapy animals, therapy cat therapy cats, comfort, comforting, soothing, cheering, cheering up, visitor, visitors, furry visitor, furry visitor, furry friend, furry friends"Hey, c'mon. This isn't brain surgery."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, brain surgery, brain surgeries, difficult, word play, wordplay"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."
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hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, or, o.r., operating room, operating rooms, operating, medical, medicine, patient, patients, foam finger, foam fingers, foam hand, foam hands, confidence, confidence boost, confidence booster, confidence boosters, dexterity, #1, number one, no. 1, questionable, skill, skills, sport, sports, cheeringTags:
the lion and the mouse, androcles, lion, lions, mouse mice, the shepherd and the lion, aesops fables, aesop's fables, thorn in paw, nurse, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctors waiting room, doctor's waiting room, wuss, weakling, weaklings, cry baby, cry babies, predator, predators, prey, folk tale, folk tales, folklore"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."
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doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, patient, patients, old age, old people, old men, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, elderly"That just never gets old!"
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swell, swells, swelling, swellings, nurse, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, blood pressure, hand, hands, taking blood pressure, appointment, appointments, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, pump, pumps, pumping, pump up, pumps up, pumping up, unnerve, unnerves, unnerves, swollen, nurse, registered nurse, registered nurses, amuse, amuses, amusement, amusements"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, aging, ageing, nurse, nursing home, nursing homes, retirement home, retirement homes, old age home, old age homes, fruit fly, fruit flies, science, scientist, scientists, extended, lifespan, lifespans, medical, medicine, news, newspaper, newspapers"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, mri, m.r.i., magnetic resonance imaging, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, baste, basting, poultry, chicken, turkey, meat, temperature, cooking temperature, temperatures, cooking temperatures, technology, medical technology"Well, as we thought, it's something gross."
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doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, diagnosis, diagnosed, test results, medical, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, treatment, gross"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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soul patch, soul patches, facial hair, beard, beards, hair, out of style, not stylish, jazz dot, uncool, out of date, fashion, fashion police, diagnose, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical professionals, medical professional, hospital, hospitals, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, doctor's office, doctor's offices, patient, patients, evaluation, trendy, trend setting, fashionable"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
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pregnancy, pregnancies, expecting, expecting parent, expecting parents, expecting family, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenthood, baby, babies, kid, kids, child, children, genders, gender reveal, gender reveals, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technology, testing, doctor, doctors, nurse, obstetrician, obstetricians, medical, medicine, angel, angels, gabriel, annunciation, announcement, announcements, new testament, bible, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, modern life, religion, religious"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
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hospital, hospitals, medicine, medical, nurse, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, ill, bed-ridden, sandwich, sandwiches, panini, panini, lunch, lunches, hospital food, food, meal, meals, snack, snacks, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, making food, medical equipment, defibrillator, defibrillators, inappropriate use, alternative use, alternative uses, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, good idea, hungry, starving