"OMG! I just got born!"
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"but I thought I had another, an older one."
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"Abandon all transitional objects here."
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"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."
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"The ducks are too infantilizing."
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"The nursery is almost finished."
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"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."
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"Your apple was definitive!"
Batman at the Maternity Ward
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"Same old same old. How about you?"
"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."
Why there are moms
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"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
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"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"
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Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials
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"You want to check out my crib?"
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"His parents never picked him up."
"I think we're ready for a tree."
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"It's a break!"
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Nap time for the Senate babies
Newborns on cell phones
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"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."
"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"
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