"Get lost!"
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"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."
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humpty dumpty, humpty-dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, children's character, children's characters, broken egg, broken eggs, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental patient, mental patientsStar Light, Star Bright
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optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children's story, children's stories, cow, cows, cow jumped over the moon, farm, farms, ranch, ranches, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, crescent moon, moon, intoxicated, intoxicate, coming down, sober, sobering up, sobriety, cattle, herd, herds"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."
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