Nursery Rhyme Cartoons

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC126350
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3199x2483 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stabilize, stabilizing, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, spine, spines, humpty dumpty, emergency, emergency, ambulance, ambulances, ambulance driver, ambulance drivers, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC125339
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5566x4492 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lamb, lambs, sheep, animal, animals, self esteem, self-esteem, confident, confidence, confidently, mary, mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery-rhyme, nursery-rhymes, following, follow, dating, dates, ask out, asking out, ask on a date, the lamb was sure to go, folk song, perspective, sad, pity

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC32806
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1567x1288 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humpty dumpty, humpty-dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, children's story, children's stories, hmo, hmos, health maintenance organization, medical insurance, health insurance, health cover, medical cover, rescue, rescues

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC122468
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3500x3199 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humpty dumpty, humpty-dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, children's character, children's characters, broken egg, broken eggs, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental patient, mental patients

Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC22552
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1393x1000 pixels (unwatermarked)
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optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC28963
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1924x1797 pixels (unwatermarked)
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egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC40324
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2031x1656 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows

Old woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC41619
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2152x1483 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sock, socks, laundry, laundry line, laundry lines, boot, old lady who lived in a show, old lady who lived in a boot, clothesline, washing line, washing lines

The Sterlings Disapprove

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC30828
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2171x1873 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racist, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC33162
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2301x1902 pixels (unwatermarked)
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the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, interracial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, interracial relationship, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC122805
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3369x2447 pixels (unwatermarked)
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word play, king, food, music birds, blackbird, blackbirds, baked in a pie, song of sixpence, sing a song of sixpence, quartet, quartets, doo-wop, barbershop quartet, shortchanged, short-changed, a capella, vocal group, vocal groups, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes

Jack and Jennifer

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC32385
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jack and jill, girlfriend, girlfriends, new girlfriend, new girlfriends, innocent, innocence, pail of water, pails of water, up a hill, first time, first times, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, virgin, virgins, virginity, feign, feigns, feigning, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, children's story, children's stories, childrens story, childrens stories, white lie, white lies

Childhood's End

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140438
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humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, fall, wall, walls, smashed, shattered, broken, cracked, yolk, yolks, egg yolk, egg yolks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, the end of childhood, childhood's end, life lessons, death, dying, learning about death, reality, inside, end of innocence

Introducing Mrs. Dumpty

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC137318
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humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, wives, wife, marriage, married, married life, widow, widows, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline, chancer, chance, danger, dangerous, consequences, consequence, parody, parodies, parodied

The Prequel

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC32061
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861x3061 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old lady who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, mother goose, children's story, children's stories, childrens story, childrens stories, prequel, prequels, explanation, explanations, origin story, origin stories, marry down, marrying down, upper class, lower class, working class, slob, slobs, marry, marries, marrying

Peter

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC132572
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2926x3008 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, kid, kids, modern, modern life, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, when it rains it pours, bad luck, misery, miserable, repossessed, foreclosure, foreclosed, repossess, debt, debts, adulthood, adult life, adult-life, pumpkin, house, houses, home, home owner, home owners, home ownership, real estate, recession, parody, parodied, parodies, spin off, spin-off, realism, realist

"And this little piggy said, 'Putting aside the fact that we are domesticated pigs, and can subsist quite well on a diet of corn and grains, there is the very real and disturbing possibility that the roast beef you're eating was our dear friend Margie.'"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC142632
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3088x2768 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bedtime story, bedtime stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, storybook, storybooks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, this little piggy, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, child, children, pig, pigs, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, food, eating, animal, animals, domesticated animals, ethics, ethical

Since You Asked

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC31769
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1952x1860 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boys, girls, what little boys are made of, what little girls are made of, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, additive, additives, ingredient, ingredients, ingredients list, ingredients lists, by-product, by-products, makeup, genetic makeup, genetic make-up, composition, compositions, chemical composition

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

Artist:
Booth, George
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CC139518
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5432x6457 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, pub, pubs, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, mice, mouse, cat, cats, musical, landlord, fairy tale, nursery rhyme, fairy tale, nursery rhymes, public house, blind eye

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC125622
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3006x2543 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, all the kind's horses, horses, help, helping, not helping, mess, messed, trauma, traumatising, wrong tools, wrong for the job, right skills, horror, horrifying, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, all the king's men, repair, repairs, hooves, hoof, trample, trampled

"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC23877
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3001x2181 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bobbitt procedure, bobbittmania, bobbittized punishment, bobbittize, three blind mice, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, mouse, mice, farmer's wife, tail, tails, domestic violence, domestic abuse, assault, assaults

"I chose style over comfort."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC133519
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4716x4704 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shoe, shoes, style, styles, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, styled, fashion, fashions, comforting, comforts, comfortable, high heels, high heel, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, woman who lived in a shoe, overcrowded, child, children, kid, kids

"I did all my own stunts."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC120977
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3000x2514 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, stuntmen, stuntman, stunts, stunt, my own stunts, all my own stunts, talk, talk shows, talk show, talk-shows, talk-show, late night, late-night, children, children's

"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC134388
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4571x3219 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, jack, jack be nimble, jump over, jump, jumping, candle, candles, candlestick, candlesticks, exercise, exercising, fitness, personal training, personal trainer, personal trainers, jumping jack, jumping jacks, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers

"So, you went up the water spout and the rain came down and washed you out. How did you feel about that and what did you do?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303487
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, itsy bitsy spider, waterspout, waterspouts, rain, raining, feelings, experience, experiences, trauma, traumatic