"Son, your mother is a remarkable woman."
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"
"I did all my own stunts."
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"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
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"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."
"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."
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Star Light, Star Bright
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"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
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"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs
"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."
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"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."
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"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street
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"Remember back when the worst thing you could catch around here was athlete's foot."
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