Old Psychics' Home
"Were we gay?"
"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
"I was focussing on the deficit, then I was focussing on Medicare, but right now I'm focussing on Nicole Kidman."
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"He used to own a muscle car."
"Ah, Fergie and Di!"
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"They don't have the secrets to anything - they're just old."
"This is the most difficult decision this board has ever made. We're putting you in a nursing home."
"We finally put dad in a home."
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"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"
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"I said I'm ready to make a commitment."
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"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."
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"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
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