"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"
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First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."
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"Good For You / Bad For You"
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The four major food groups.
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"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
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"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."
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"You're not getting enough proteins."
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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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"Never mind insecticides– now they think of us as protein."
"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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An apple a day.
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"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."
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"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."
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"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."
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"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"
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"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
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"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."
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REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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