Nutritionist Cartoons

Nutritionist Cartoons

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"Eat lots of carrots."

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First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

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An apple a day.

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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

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"Where do you get your protein?"

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"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."

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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"

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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

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"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."

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"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

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"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

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"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."

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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."

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"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

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Who Asked You?

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"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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Gentrification of the Fridge.

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"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

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"You're getting too much fiber."

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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

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"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."

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