A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
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"Then again, we are what we eat."
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"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"Where's the nearest walnut station?"
"I found some more acorns today."
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Doing the Macadamia
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."
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"What say we blow off the nuts and seeds, and go grab ourselves some suet?"
Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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"Brazil nuts are my specialty."
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
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"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
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"Nuts to you, too."
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"New York is a place of free spirits."
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"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."
"An almond! I thought we'd agreed—nothing extravagant."
LOVE - HATE - NUTS
"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"