"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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medical, word play, problems, insurance, health, fitness, disease, death, medicine, doctors, insurance coverage, health insurance, healthcare, insurance industry, insurance industries, bad coverage, bad insurance, american healthcare, american healthcare system, affordable, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, trumpcare, mankoff"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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health insurance, mandate, mandates, healthcare mandate, healthcare, obamacare, repeal, repeals, repealing, tax, taxes, taxing, penalty, penalties, superhero, superheroes, liability, liabilities, insurance company, insurance companies, tax day, tax days, tax season, paying taxes, american healthcare"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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health, healthy, medical care, medicaid, health insurance, health insurances, health-insurance, health plan, health-care plan, healthcare plan, healthcare provider, insurance, health coverage, health-care coverage, medicaid, doctor, doctors, social insurance, social welfare program, social welfare, welfare program, affordable care act, aca, care, theatre, uninsured, insured, insuring, health-care plans, health plans, obamacare, insurance coverage, coverage"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeries, expense, expenses, medical expense, medical expenses, prep, preps, prepare, prepares, preparing, medical bill, medical bills, billing, hospital, hospitals, hospitalization, hospital bed, hospital beds, debt, debts, co-pay, co-pays, co-payment, payment, payments, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, repeal, repeals, repealing"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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career, careers, careerist, careerists, health insurance, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, ideal job, ideal jobs, dream job, dream jobs, practical, practicality, affordable healthcare, affordable, unaffordable, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, illness, sick, sickness, medical bill, medical bills, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bill, bills"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, health coverage, uninsured, no insurance, no heath insurance, no health coverage, receptionist, receptionists, ottawa, canada, canadian, referral, referrals, international, medical tourism, medical tourist, medical touristsBeltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, federal, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, inside the beltway, beltway, american politics, business, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, national health board, insurer, insurers, risk pool, risk pool, money, health plan, health plans, health alliance, health alliances, proposal, proposals, insurance premium, insurance premiums, kid, kids, child, children, explanation, explaining, carpool, carpools, car pool, car pools, carpooling, word play, wordplayLemonade Stand Selling 'Mom's Meds'
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medical, medicine, medicines, drug, prescriptions, prescription, meds, medicare, obamacare, opiod, opiods, opiod addiction, pain pills, pain pill, lemonade stand, kid, kids, children, child, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, social issues, social comment, social commentary, healthcare, health, healthy, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, critical, critic, critique, political, politics"Why do they keep making these?"
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bill, cassidy, lindsey, graham, politics, political, politician, politicians, healthcare, graham-cassidy, cassidy-graham, amendment, amendments, healthcare act, obamacare, repeal, repealed, affordable care act, republican, republicans, insurance, health insurance, gop, g.o.p., grand old party, republican party, never ending, rich people, wealthy people, for profit, billboard, billboards, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, promotional, promote, movie, movies, film, films, sequel"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, luck, lucky, good luck, economy, government, governments, finances, politics"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."
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alien, aliens, time, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, doctor, doctors, cure, cures, medical, medicals, surgery, surgeon, ill, illness, illnesses, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, terminal, disease, diseases, diseased, health, healthy, healthcare, health care, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, doctor doctor"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."
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alien, aliens, time, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, doctor, doctors, cure, cures, medical, medicals, surgery, surgeon, ill, illness, illnesses, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, terminal, disease, diseases, diseased, health, healthy, healthcare, health care, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, doctor doctor"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, future, when i grow up, growing up, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, pay, paying, out of pocket, out-of-pocket, private, private medical care, private health care, private healthcare, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, help, helping others"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, benefits, benefit, healthcare, health care, health-care, care plan, bonus, bonuses, supreme court, medicare, obamacare"He was doing well at first, but then he started drifting in and out of health coverage."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, bedridden, bad condition, bad news, death, dying, health insurance, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, drifting in and out, health coverage"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, ill, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, cardiology, cardiologist, cardiologists, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, heart surgery, famous, medical group, medical groups, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, political"Psst...Quit taking insurance. Pass it on."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, stop, quit, accepting, pass it on, secret, secrets, whispering, insurance company, insurance companies, money, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing"Unfortunately, your plan covers only doctors who couldn't possibly help you in any way."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, plan, plans, coverage, useless, unhelpful, pointless, help, privatised, privatized, privatisation, privatization, modern life"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
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zombie, zombies, undead, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, dead, living dead, creature, creatures, slow, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, manager, managers, executive, executives, saving money, cutting costs, frugal, cheap, medical, medicine, health care, healthcare, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
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healthcare, health, care, health care, health insurance, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care, health-care plans, health plans, health plan, death, dying, dies, old, old age, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, obama, website, internet, slow, online, crash, obamacare website crash, wait, waiting, medicare, medicaid, digital, technology, technologies, computer, computers"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, treating, cure, cures, income, guaranteed, money, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, greed, greedy, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare