"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
New, Improved Cat
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"Here comes God. See you later."
My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
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"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"
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"But stay off the couch."
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"I started out carrying his newspaper and fetching his slippers. Then, gradually, I began assuming more and more responsibilities."
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"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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The World's Most Powerful Computer
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"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"
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"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?
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"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
"Stay? But, Harv, there's a great, wide, wonderful world out there waiting for me!"
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"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."
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"Get in step."
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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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Quiz for dogs.
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