"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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New, Improved Cat
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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."
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The World's Most Powerful Computer
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"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?
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"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
Quiz for dogs.
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"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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"Go home to you wife." "You go home to her."
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"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."
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"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
"It's working, chief!"
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A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
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"So I says to your husband, 'Mr. Blanchard, go home to your wife.' To which he retorts, 'You go home to her.' Ergo my presence."
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"That's the statue of Do What Your Mother Tells You."