"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"Your skin is enlarged."
"Hey, great ab!"
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"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over
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"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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Guess your weight-related illness.
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"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"Large...but not larger than life."
"Like many large people, Benson moves with remarkable grace."
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
"It's mostly penny weight."
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."
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"You came up in therapy this morning."
"At least the peasants are fat and happy."
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