"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.
Tags:travel, travels, holiday, holidays, international travel, business travel, work travel, obligations, family obligations, work obligations, travel obligations, obligation, paris, bali, firenze, rio, antibes, erie, duluth, cleveland, natchez, peoria, short haul, short haul flight, national vs. international travel, want to go, don't want to go, staycation, globe trotter, aspirations, wishes, aspiration, wish, airport, airports, air travel, departures, departure, departure board, departure boards, american towns, small town america, small towns
"I really should be howling."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
Tags:role-play, role-plays, role-playing, doctor, doctors, spice things up, spicing things up, spice up, spices up, spicing up, fat people, fat person, fat, overweight, diet, diets, dieting, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, weight, heavyset, argue, argues, argument, arguments, obligation, obligations, fat shame, fat shames, faux pas, turnoff, turnoffs, turn off, turn offs, apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, in the doghouse, middle age, middle aged, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassed, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, sorry, apologise, apologises, apologising
"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."
Tags:super bowl, football, footballer, american footballer, american footballers, footballers, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, player, players, playing, couple, couples, partner, partners, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, obligation, obligations, compromise, compromising, compromises, argue, argument, arguing, argues, argued, competition, competitions
Man standing in front of a display of greeting cards labeled "Christmassy Cards".
Tags:card, cards, greeting cards, greeting cards, christmas cards, christmas cards, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, correspondence, obligation, obligations, sending, send, holiday, holidays, holiday greetings, seasons greetings, christmas greetings, mail, mailing, post, posting, consumerism, war on christmas, modern life
Wrong ways to wear a face mask.
Tags:facemask, facemasks, face mask, face masks, face covering, face coverings, wrong, right, incorrect, wear, wears, wearing, application, apply, applies, style, styles, fashion, protection, protects, protecting, protect, pandemic, pandemics, corona virus, coronavirus, covid-19, covid, compulsory, obligation, obligations, obligatory, require, required, leia, phantom of the opera, phantom, blind, blinders, nosey, nose, noses, askew, skew, skewed, topper, top, lumberjack, lumberjacks, not even, inside out, wrong way round, spread, spreading, disease, diseases, virus, viruses
"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."
Tags:child, children, walk, walks, walking, walking home, friend, friends, friendly, boy, boys, hormone, hormones, hormonal, milk, man, manly, testosterone, act like a man, acting like a man, puberty, steroid, steroids, out of control, uncontrollable, lack of control, act, acts, acting, oblige, obliging, obligation, obligations, fancy, fancies, fancying, lie, lies, reason, reasons, excuse, excuses
"Paper towels! Napkins!! Anything!!!"
Tags:spill, spills, spilling, spillage, spillages, clean up, clean ups, cleaning up, correct, corrects, correcting, dirt, grim, gross, act, acts, spills act, spills acts, government bill, bill, bills, pass, passes, regulation, regulations, oil spill, oil spills, lazy, obligation, obligations, unbothered