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"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.
"I really should be howling."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."
Man standing in front of a display of greeting cards labeled "Christmassy Cards".