"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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Woman falls down.
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"Make it quick—I only have a minute."
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"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
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"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"
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"Aren't you freezing?"
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"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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"I want my bubble back."
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Man walking under the letter 'y'.
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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"Pardon me, do you have the time?"
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"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
Overfilling the Glass
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"And you're telling me this because?"
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"I've always found enough to keep me busy right here on the Atlantic RIm."
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
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"Business is terrible."
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
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"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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Toy boat on a tsunami.
"Don't you feel a lot safer now that crime is illegal?"