Woman falls down.
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension
"Make it quick—I only have a minute."
Tags:manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, impatient, impatience, irony, ironic, modern life, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, out of touch, oblivious, obliviousness, rush, rushed, overworked, office worker, office workers, office work, bad manager, bad managers
"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
Tags:marching band, marching bands, march, marches, marching, parade, parades, leader, leaders, leading, steamroller, steamrollers, steam roller, steam rollers, construction, construction equipment, construction worker, construction workers, celebration, celebrations, oblivious, obliviousness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, detail, details, detail-oriented, band, bands, bandleader, bandleaders
"Aren't you freezing?"
Tags:winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathing
"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
Tags:escalator, escalators, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, oblivious, obliviousness, complain, complaining, first world problems, first world problems, drowning your sorrows, idiot, idiots, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern convenience, modern conveniences
"I want my bubble back."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drinking, drowning sorrows, drowning my sorrows, drowning ones sorrows, drinking to forget, bubble, bubbles, political bubble, living in a bubble, liberal bubble, liberal bubbles, liberal, liberals, echo chamber, oblivious, obliviousness, joyful obliviousness, modern politics, modern life, us politics
Man walking under the letter 'y'.
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
Tags:discount, discounts, offer, offers, booking, bookings, booking online, booking offer, booking offers, scam, scams, internet scam, internet scams, oblivious, obliviousness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacationing, plan ahead, planning ahead, false economy, travelling, inconvenience, inconvenient, booking site, booking sites, bad offer, bad offers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Pardon me, do you have the time?"
Tags:the time, asking the time, oblivious, obliviousness, missing to obvious, missed the obvious, clock, clocks, station, stations, central station, grand central station, grand central station new york, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, train station, train stations, passenger, passengers, dependant, dependence, blind, blindness, commuter, commuters, commuting, the commute
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company
Overfilling the Glass
Tags:wine, pouring wine, overfill, overfilled, overfilling, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, bad host, bad hosts, feeling threatened, threaten, threatening, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, oblivious, obliviousness, class divide, class division
"I've always found enough to keep me busy right here on the Atlantic RIm."
Tags:atlantic rim, the atlantic rim, busy, occupied, engaged, rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percents, travelling, traveling, well travelled, well traveled, well-travelled, well-traveled, privilege, privileged, privileges, male pale stale, white trash, out of touch, oblivious, obliviousness, pompous, pomposity
"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
Tags:new year, new years, new year's, new years party, new year's party, new years parties, new year's parties, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, obliviousness, annual party, annual parties, once a year, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
Tags:gender issues, gender issues, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, inequality, gender inequality, beauty standards, overweight, over-weight, attractive woman, attractive women, attractiveness, hypocrite, hypocrites, double standards, oblivious, obliviousness
"Business is terrible."
"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
Tags:beached whale, beached whales, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, singing whale, singing whales, performer, performers, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, depression, oblivious, obliviousness, despondent, despondency
Toy boat on a tsunami.
"Don't you feel a lot safer now that crime is illegal?"
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
Tags:criminal, criminals, mob, mobsters, gnag, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, gang member, gang members, monster boss, mobsters bosses, oblivious, obliviousness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husband and wife, husbands and wives, secret, secret, keeping secrets, cocktail party, cocktail parties, names, surnames
"I don't believe I'm having this conversation."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, hedgehog, hedgehogs, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, two legs, two legged, different, differences, oblivious, obliviousness, biped, bipeds, mammal, mammals
"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."
"What the hell did they fire you for?"
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, nonprofessional, work clothes, office clothes, work clothing, appropriate dress, appropriate clothing, oblivious, obliviousness, winter, winter time, cold, freezing, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, unemployed, unemployment
"Have you been waiting long?"
Tags:queue, queues, queuing, long queue, long queues, monotony, monotonous, waiting in line, wait in line, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bored, boring, boredom, line, lines, lined up, lining up, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, oblivious, obliviousness, stupid question, stupid questions, bad question, bad questions
Meet the Plagiarist