"She's so Jersey."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cow, talking cows, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, field, fields, pasture, pastures, new jersey, states, state, american state, american states, jersey, jersey cow, jersey cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, holstein-friesian, holstein friesian, trashy, low-class, loud, obnoxious, stereotype, stereotypes, new jerseyan, new jerseyans, jerseyite, jerseyites, new jerseyite, new jerseyites
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
Tags:date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, stereotypes, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern love
"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."
Tags:good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours
Can I get you another coffee?
"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
Tags:positive, positivity, positive face culture, positive face, face culture, negative face culture, negative face, optimist, optimists, optimistic, pessimist, pessimists, optimism, pessimism, pessimistic, curse, cursed, left alone, alone, mood, moods, private, privacy, howdy, greet, greeting, friendly, obnoxious, friendliness, cheery, cheerful, depressed, grumpy, cranky, american culture, cultural differences, culture difference
"I've never been what you'd call an 'ethics head.' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, ethics, ethical, unethical, morality, scumbag, scumbags, jerk, jerks, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, date, dates, first date, blind date, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, executive, executives, restaurant, restaurants, obnoxious, rude, impolite, disrespectful
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."
Tags:rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, pretentious, snob, snobs, obnoxious, architecture, design, architect, architects, home, homes, house, houses, money, show off, showing off, brag, bragging, property, home owner, home owners, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents
Tags:preexisting conditions, pre-existing conditions, preexisting condition, pre-existing condition, condition, conditions, annoying, preexisting, pre-existing, stupid, dumb, obnoxious, weird, strange, devious, sneaky, sly, crafty, personality, personalities, personality trait, personality traits, disposition, dispositions, types of people
"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
Tags:pretentious, pretension, pretensions, snobbish, boozer, boozers, obnoxious, personality type, personality types, snob, snobs, snobby, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, regular, regulars, local, locals, watering hole, watering holes
"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."
Tags:prodigy, prodigies, child prodigy, child prodigies, child genius, child geniuses, young professional, childrens meal, children's meal, children's meals, children's menu, child menu, fancy restaurant, wall street, manhattan, lunch, lunches, business lunch, business lunches, obnoxious, nepotism, nepotistic
"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
Tags:speaker, speakers, speaker phone, speaker phones, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, public transport, public transit, inconsiderate, subway, subways, tube, hands-free, loud, annoying, obnoxious, rude, rudeness, impolite, entitled, entitlement complex, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, ego, egotist, egotistical, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, listen, listens, listen in, listens in, annoyance, annoyances, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes
"A little respect for the written word, buddy!"
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, respect, disrespectful, rude, obnoxious, impolite, demanding, written word, literature, writer, writers, author, authors
Our Short-Lived Car Pool
Tags:car pool, carpool, carpools, carpooling, car pools, car pooling, rideshare, rideshares, ridesharing, ride share, ride shares, ride sharing, no talking, obnoxious, obnoxiousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, classical music, classical music lover, classical music lovers, opera, operas, wagner, richard wagner, der ring des nibelungen, the ring of the nibelungs, the ring, cycle, cycles, the ring cycle, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, grate, grates, grating
"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"
"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
Night of the Living Well-Read
Tags:well-read, pretentious, pretentiousness, opinion, opinions, opinionated, book club, book clubs, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, obnoxious, obnoxiousness, annoying, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literary group, literary groups
Before Facebook: Tonight I'm having pork chops
Tags:ridiculous, absurd, obnoxious, annoying, strange, abnormal, social media, oversharing, overshare, overshared, pointless, disinterested, uninterested, announcement, announcements, status update, status, updates, pictures, post, scroll past, websites, website, app, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, internet, web, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, technology
"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."
"Don't give me that. My lawyers assure me there's a loophole in your menu's no-substitution clause big enough to drive a truck through. Now, either I get my creamed spinach instead of those fried onion rings or we'll continue this discussion in court."
Tags:policy, policies, no substitution, no substitutions, store policy, store policies, restaurant policy, restaurant policies, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, customer, customers, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, onion ring, onion rings, side, sides, meal, meals, set menu, set menus, flexible, inflexible, inflexibility, pushy, obnoxious, difficult customer, difficult customers, tantrum, tantrums, temper
Tags:arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretentiousness, french, francophone, francophile, french speaker, french speaking, putting on airs, affected, formal, haughty, snotty, snobby, snob, snobs, snobbery, cocktail party, cocktail parties, obnoxious, obnoxiousness, unbearable, stuck up, upper class, upper classes, cultured
"Hey, it's good to finally put a face to the obnoxious emails."
Tags:work do, work dos, work party, work parties, office party, office parties, name to a face, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, obnoxious, obnoxious colleague, obnoxious colleagues, obnoxious coworker, obnoxious coworkers, obnoxious emails, email, emails, email etiquette, work email, work emails
"Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil's advocate for a moment?"
Tags:obnoxious, inflammatory, devil's advocate, devils advocate, playing devils advocate, playing devil's advocate, pretense, pretence, political debate, political debates, social debate, social debates, racism, discrimination, discriminating, prejudice, prejudices, socially acceptable, pc, politically correct, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, political incorrectness
"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."
Tags:solar, solar energy, technology, obnoxious, unpleasant, disagreeable, distasteful, offensive, solar energy, candle lit, gossip, gossiping, gossiped, gossips, discuss, discussing, discussion, discussions, backbiting, backbite, backbites, bad-mouth, bad-mouthed, bad-mouthing, bad-mouths, defame, defames, defamation, defaming, defamed, first world problem, first world problems, modern era, modern age, modern times