"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."
America's Cup Fever
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"It's a good speech - just a couple of points that need obfuscation."
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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."
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"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."
The Collector's Corner
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"Uh, obfuscation fails me."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stock, stocks, stockholder, stockholders, stock market, stock markets, bank, banks, banker, bankers, investment, investments, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, banking, obfuscation, obscure, unclear, fail, failed, decline
Mensa Does Improv
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Lesser Known Annunciations
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