Observation Cartoons

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

"That was a brilliant observation, but it was poorly phrased."

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."

"Defunding increases aggression."

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Descent Into The Maelstrom

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"I don't get it. When you're freezing it comes and goes very fast, but when you're hot and sweating it just hangs around and hangs around."

"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"

Bus Stop Thoughts

Zoo patrons look at each other behind bars.

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."

"I'd kill for a spider-hole like that in Manhattan."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"