Woman on Subway's Thoughts
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“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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"That was a brilliant observation, but it was poorly phrased."
"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."
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"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
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"Defunding increases aggression."
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"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."
"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."
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"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
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Descent Into The Maelstrom
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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies
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"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"
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Bus Stop Thoughts
Zoo patrons look at each other behind bars.
"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."
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