"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"
Tags:metamorphosis, metamorphoses, transform, transforms, transforming, butterfly, butterflies, lepidoptery, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, moth, moths, hobbyist, hobbyists, hobby, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, collector, collectors, collection, collections
"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
Tags:investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
Tags:dime, spare a dime, change, spare change, begging, begs, panhandling, panhandle, panhandles, spare, donating, donates, give money, giving money, give money, donate, donation, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, website, websites, obsession, trend, trendy, fashionable, obsessed, begged, marketing, advertising, digital, dot com, dot coms, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, start-up, start-ups, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs
"Let's swap some cats today."
"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
Tags:co-pilot, co-pilots, pilot, pilots, love triangle, love triangles, coworker, coworkers, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, trio, obsession, obsessed, stalker, break in, bed, bedroom, bedtime, night, night time, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, partner, partners, career, careers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
The New York Review of Weather.
"Don't forget cat food."
Tags:crazy cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat, apartment, apartment living, don't forget, list, lists, to do, groceries, grocery, shopping, shopping list, store, to the store, obsessed, obsessive, married life, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
Tags:former yugoslavia, bookworm, bookworms, academic, academics, geopolitics, political science, political science major, political science majors, polisci, poli-sci, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story-times, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, inappropriate, light reading, children's story, children's stories, childrens story, childrens stories, slavic, slavic country, slavic countries
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, always together, attached at the hip, joined at the hip, annoying couple, annoying couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, introductions, introducing, friend, friends, friendship, obsessed
"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
Tags:stalk, stalker, stalking, creep, creepy, creeper, creepers, following, mall, shopping mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centre, harassment, harassing, binge-watching, movie marathon, tv marathon, binge-viewing, marathon viewing, couch potato, couch potatoes, unwanted attention, unwelcome attention, obsessive, obsessed, obsessive behavior, obsessive behaviour
"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
Tags:media, open letter, public, publicity, public image, critic, everyone's a critic, notes, note, noting, review, reviews, improve, improvement, improvements, critique, critiqued, critiquing, critiques, criticise, criticism, criticisms, critical, cross examine, cross-examined, open letter, open letters, letter, letters, celeb, celebrity, celebrities, opinion, opinionate, troll, trolling, internet, internet outrage, outraged, slut shaming, slut-shaming, angry, anger, petty, pettiness, men, obsessed
Tags:computer, computers, pc, pcs, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, binary, binary code, computer program, computer programs, computer programmer, computer programmers, computer science, computer scientist, computer scientists, binary computer program code, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, code, coding, computer code, computer coding, obsessed, obsessive, obsessives, obsessiveness, workaholic, workaholism, noughts and ones
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, cookout, cookouts, cooking, grilling, grill, grills, food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, man, men, summer, summertime, sunup, sunrise, losing track of time, crazy, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addict, addicts, addiction, addicted
Nearly Fatal Attraction
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partner, partners, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, marriage, marry, married, dating, date, dates, first date, romance, romantic, attraction, attractive, obsess, obsession, obsessed, infatuated, movie, movies, film, films, murder, murderous, death, dying, dead, died, die
"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
Tags:lat, lats, exercise, exercises, exercising, health nut, health nuts, priority, priorities, physical fitness, grave, graves, graveside, cemetery, cemeteries, heartbreaking, priority, priorities, superficial, superficiality, latissimus dorsi muscles, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight lifter, weight lifters, weightlifting, die, dies, dying, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, pizza, pizzas, obsessed, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, pizza delivery, delivery, take out, take away, takeout, take-out, takeaway
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, cat lady, cat lover, cat lovers, crazy cat lady, cat ladies, cat name, cat names, cat family, cat families, cat husband, cat wife, married life, marriage, married, pets as children, apartment, small apartment, apartment life, small apartment life, overrun, obsession, obsessed, too many cats
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"Is that all you can think about?"
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cats and dogs, walkies, fetch, playing fetch, walking the dog, dog walk, dog walks, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, sex obsessions
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, visitor, visitors, asking for, good news, awake, recovered, recovery, catalogue, catalogues, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, avid shopper, avid shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, fashion, clothes, clothing, kitchenware, obsessed, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, break up, break ups, broken up, split up, separate, separation, dating, dates, date, ex, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, relationships, relationship, restraining order, restraining orders, stalker, harassment, harassing, obsessed, obsession, persistent, block, blocked