Obsessions Cartoons

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

Insomnia Jeopardy

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"A man and his choo-choo."

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

"Enough!"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Let me answer your question about farm subsidies by saying a few words about Benghazi."

"Sunup? Already?"

"I've lost the will to obsess."

"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."

America's Cup Fever

"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"Is that all you can think about?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"She's family."

"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."

"You're not one of those hoarders, are you?"

No Action Comics

"That's a mighty big louse, but I'd hardly call it the louse of the century."