"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
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"Don't forget cat food."
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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
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"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
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"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."
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"How long have you lived in this gym?"
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Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, psychological, psychology, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, anxiety, neurotic, neurosis, neuroses, ocd, obsess, obsessive, complex, issues, issue, mental, mental health, erotica genre, genre lit, genre literature
"It's not wallpaper. It's my ant farm."
"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."
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Son of Howl
"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
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"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."
"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
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"You're overthinking this."
Tags:overthink, overthinks, overthinking, lemming, lemmings, neurotic, obsessive, obsessions, obsessive compulsive, anal retentive, measure, measures, measuring, tape measure, tape measures, myth, myths, suicide, suicides, suicidal, impulsive, impulse, spontaneous, spontaneity, careful, cautious, caution, wisdom, wise, neuroses
"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."
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"It keeps me from obsessing about my body."
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"I'm an obsessive compulsive but not necessisarily in that order."
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Captain Ahab sitting under the head of a whale that has been painted white
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"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."