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"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
“Have you given any thought to what you’ll do with your Saturdays when the world’s fossil fuels are used up?”
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
"Our problem is that because of inferior workmanship, our products don't have the built-in obsolescence we designed for them."